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February 2010

Hello Julie. I see you.

danathelaugh: corpsefucker: danathelaugh: corpsefucker: I also see Dana. Hello Dana. Hi, I miss you. Why don’t you exist? I miss you too. I don’t know why I don’t exist. ‘tis an enigma. I’ve heard from the usual suspects that you’re leaning towards Indiana. How true is that? People just think I’m going to end up there. I don’t think I will. I want to be near NYC for...

Hello Julie. I see you.

danathelaugh: corpsefucker: I also see Dana. Hello Dana. Hi, I miss you. Why don’t you exist? I miss you too. I don’t know why I don’t exist. ‘tis an enigma.

Hello Julie. I see you.

I also see Dana. Hello Dana.

And I probably would've had a great chance of...

I'm regretting not applying to NYU.

Perhaps I’ll transfer after my freshman year of wherever I go.

I’m going to get a D or lower on the Physics midterm tomorrow and a B or lower on the Calculus midterm. I really can’t stand math and sciences. I know how important they are for the future of the world but I could really care less. However, if you give me a pen and paper, I’ll fuckin write whatever the fuck you want me to write.

What do you think are the worst...

**excluding community/county colleges

January 2010

Rutgers sorority members accused of beating...

Here’s the article I went to Coldstone (it’s on the ground floor of that building) two days ago and the woman who worked there was talking about it with some guy.

what about the other 1% 0.0 That’s like people from my school or people that I don’t have mutual friends with. What’s the most painful way to die? I’d probably say being stabbed. Can we be besties? of course. more

Okay I hope you don’t get offended but are you a racist? Sometimes I think you are but it may just be your weird sense of humor I don’t know how you got that impression because I really don’t have a racial sense of humor. So no, I am not a racist.

singformisha-deactivated2010062 asked: I like cheese?

heathersandwichxx: You sneaky little bastard -.- What’d I do now

Here's a WTF story.

Years and years ago my uncle, valedictorian at Georgetown, applied to University of Michigan’s law school and didn’t get accepted. He minored in German so he decided to study law in Germany. That’s right folks, the man learned the legal system of Germany, in German. After a couple of years there he reapplied to Michigan and of course got in. But seriously. WTF Michigan.

Sup africa? If you’re from Africa, why are you white? Are you a cat or a dog? Catdog. Can I add you on Facebook? Of course. I add 99% of the people who friend request me. more

Ask me a question.

Don’t waste your time asking if I’m a guy or a girl because I’m not going to tell you. :D let’s go let’s go

Keep on rockin' in the free world.

I got into Stony Brook.

iamsomnia: corpsefucker: 2 acceptances, still waiting for 5 more. oh snap really, where else? My friends go there, to Stony Brook, they really like it. I also got into Rutgers and I’m waiting for College of William and Mary, Indiana University, Binghamton University, TCNJ, and University of Maryland. I’m glad your friends like Stony Brook. I’m considering going because...

I got into Stony Brook.

2 acceptances, still waiting for 5 more.

I already know All Time Low didn’t break up.

There was a fight?

Fill me in if you please

I just typed in "corpsefucker.com" and went to it.

(via guidette) Weird ass shit.

... it's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank...

phoebejeebies: (via simplerush) YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH fuck yeah Blues Brothers

Osama bin Laden. The longest game of Hide-and-Seek...

I didn't change my icon to Fabio...

It was Marilyn Moncorpse last night…

If I say 'gracias' to a guy at Taco Bell, that...

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

Every villain is lemons.

"6 might be liberal. I don't like the way it's...

let’s definitely be friends. Good idea. you should probably corpsey-fy hello kitty. just sayin’. That’s a good idea. you make me laugh. thanks. (: Of course. How many followers do you have? A bit over 1600 Next year. :| It’s fine though. We’re okay now. Good. How could you agree to a “Will you marry me?” after already being devoted to...

Corpsefucker started following you

backseatphilosopher: Why hello there. Internet ego: +quite a lot Holla

Somebody's makin smoothies...

cause I need a smoothie when I attempt to study for Calculus.

SEAN KINGSTON. YA MON.