December 2009
I'm glad she's okay.
Are there any more updates on the status of...
What's the worst thing that somebody on Tumblr has...
This isn't right.
I log into Tumblr.
Post a stupid comment.
See a bunch of people saying someone is faking a suicide for attention.
I find the person who said they were committing suicide.
I think the post is genuine and reblog with a comment.
A bunch of Tumblrs start yelling at people who said she was faking it.
Those who said she was faking it suddenly change sides as if they believed her the whole time.
...
I myself wouldn't wish death upon anyone.
secretdoor:
corpsefucker:
You shouldn’t either.
I wouldn’t save a drowning baby.
You shouldn’t either.
-_-
I myself wouldn't wish death upon anyone.
You shouldn’t either.
dear tumblr
-jewtroh:
my name is haleigh
tonight or tomorrow, i am going to kill myself
i’ve already planned out how
this isn’t a joke, i’m not asking for attention, and i’ve tried this before -
i know how to get it right
so, this is just a friendly notice that you should unfollow me, this blog won’t be any use in 2010
I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt.
Please don’t do it,...
I was elected to lead, not to read.
Fact: Gabe Saporta, that guy in Cobra Starship...
I did not know this.
1 tag
Watching the Hindenburg Ghost Hunters episode.
Are Steve and Tango not on because of that Ghost Hunters Academy bull shit?
What's the worst thing you've ever done?
3 tags
I am sleeeeeeeeepy.
Corpsefucker
screamgloria:
Will you marry me?
Perhaps.
I'm glad you all agree with me.
There is still hope for the human race.
A standardized test shouldn't judge how...
Numbers shouldn't judge how intelligent you are.
Being a middle child is a lot harder than people...
i love corpsefucker.
(via passivelypensive)
^_^
THE PHONE WORKS BITCHES.
hasanybodyseenthebridge:
Bliss, if I may say.
...
I added skaa and ricoshated to the list of...
1 tag
I once found a robin's nest in Tim Burton's hair.
9 tags
That's right. I make your medals.
2 tags
I'm going to announce the "I am Indie" 2009...
And perhaps others?
Oh and you should post your url in my formspring...
metalxmasbuttfuckingforyou:
(via corpsefucker)
What if we’re nominating others?
Then post theirs.
Oh and you should post your url in my formspring...
For the person in my formspring who didn't know...
Corpsie’s 2009 Tumblr Awards
I’m going to pick tumblrs I think deserve the following awards. Completely my choice. If you think you deserve one, go to my formspring, type your tumblr name and say why you deserve said award. I’m so fuckin excited. :D
Holy Fuck I Love You Tumblr
The Fuck? That’s Messed Up Shit Tumblr
YOU SO NEW Tumblr
Best URL
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHHAAHAHHA Tumblr
Tumblr...
While I watch Half Blood Prince
Tell me why you deserve one of the Corpsie Tumblr Awards of 2009 HERE.
@jesuschrist-
jesuschrist-:
corpsefucker:
I would love to be a part of your EasyBake feast.
You will be
Excellent…
@sfatheartt
I’m not Asian.
I added 2 new categories.
“Tumblr Who Makes Me Stuff/Thinks of Me”
“Been With Me Since the Beginning Tumblr”
Corpsie's 2009 Tumblr Awards
I’m going to pick tumblrs I think deserve the following awards. Completely my choice. If you think you deserve one, go to my formspring, type your tumblr name and say why you deserve said award. I’m so fuckin excited. :D
Holy Fuck I Love You Tumblr
The Fuck? That’s Messed Up Shit Tumblr
YOU SO NEW Tumblr
Best URL
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHHAAHAHHA Tumblr
Tumblr With the Best GIFs
...
FOLLOW incurablycurious - SHE IS AWESOME!
incurablycurious:
xlock:
My followers know that I don’t do this - ever. But seriously. She’s amazing and she deserves more followers, and people deserve having someone like her on their dash.
….I love you.
I followed you.
formspring.me
dearselene:
its drivin me mad, it’s drivin me mad
I’m sorry (?)
Ask me anything
I WANT YOU. I WANT YOU SO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADLY.
@jesuschrist-
I would love to be a part of your EasyBake feast.
@hasanybodyseenthebridge
hasanybodyseenthebridge:
corpsefucker:
Awesome url.
Thank you very much, Corpsie.
Of course.