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Mar 28 '11

Am I ashamed that I live in New Jersey because of the Jersey Shore? Fuck no.

Am I ashamed I live in New Jersey because we have a dickfuck governor being a dickfuck? Yes.

63 notes Tags: real talk

Mar 28 '11
Steely Dan - Josie (Aja)

Only a true classic rock lover could appreciate this song. Actually any Steely Dan song for that matter.

44 notes Tags: trufax

Mar 28 '11

buttnutt-deactivated20110930-de asked:

have i mentioned that i love you lately?
because i do.
especially for that lady gaga/kesha/katy perry post.
i wonder if you remember me?

Thank you thank you.

I’m not sure I remember you, did you change your URL?

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Mar 24 '11

topazwoods replied to your photo: So how do ya like mah desktop

You should have happy Keanu running over the hills in the foreground.

hmmm that’s an idea

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Mar 23 '11
So how do ya like mah desktop

So how do ya like mah desktop

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Mar 15 '11

honeybunches asked:

YOU'RE BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! so excited. and slow, apparently slow, you've been back for a little while but still...YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Haha yeah you’re a little late but yes I am back :D

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Mar 15 '11

The bitch also said that people who ride scooters are retarded.

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Mar 15 '11

So I’m at my town’s library and this chick who looks like she’s in middle school is saying to her friend how she likes to harass people at Acme, a grocery store here.

8 notes Tags: fuckin tweens

Mar 14 '11
Click if you don’t get it.

Click if you don’t get it.

33 notes Tags: Metallica lawlz

Mar 8 '11

Let’s be real people, all of Lady Gaga’s music sounds the same.

Same goes with the likes of Kesha (fuck that fuckin dollar sign), Katy Perry (who has an awful voice without autotune but some nice tig ‘ol bitties) and many others.

What bothers me most about Lady Gaga though is the fact that people think she’s legendary or something. Her whole act has been done before, people — wake the fuck up! It’s also all a persona; she wasn’t fuckin “born this way.”

The media is shoving her down my throat and I’ve been choking on her fuckin meat dress for too long.

28 notes Tags: Real talk rant lawl